jgotti
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Post by jgotti on Jan 8, 2005 12:28:29 GMT -5
so much material,so little time!
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Post by Brooke on Jan 8, 2005 17:24:40 GMT -5
If you prefer a challenge, try a GR game with Brooke without getting TK'd.............. ;D That's easy, don't play and you won't get tk'd.
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Post by jgotti on Jan 8, 2005 23:23:44 GMT -5
especially when Brooke's playing....lol ;D
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Post by Gav on Jan 9, 2005 9:04:07 GMT -5
That's easy, don't play and you won't get tk'd. Surely that wouldn't fall under the criteria I set out though...? "Try a GR game with Brooke...."?? There is an easy way to "play GR with Brooke" and not get TK'd by her though - you play solo or teams, and make sure she's on the other side....... ;D
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Post by BShanahan14rulz on Jan 9, 2005 16:31:44 GMT -5
make sure she doesn't bring her trusty mm1 ;D she can cover a whole map, paint it black with those blast marks lucky me though, i've never been tk'd by brooke (although thats probably because as soon as i jump in the server, she leaves )
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Post by jgotti on Jan 10, 2005 20:00:08 GMT -5
Brooke is just showing her inteligence leaving when you arrive Bshan.....
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Post by jgotti on Jan 17, 2005 18:04:02 GMT -5
GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Keep Scrolling
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. Keep Scrolling
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!" Keep scrolling
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was angry! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five minutes. Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be laughing. ;D
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Post by Gav on Jan 18, 2005 8:16:02 GMT -5
How very true, John! And if you send it to more than ten people (say, hypothetically of course, an office of 30 or 40) you get loads of people all laughing at once!
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Post by jgotti on Jan 18, 2005 19:50:06 GMT -5
i meant to edit that out....guess i got a little Bshan on that one
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Post by BShanahan14rulz on Jan 18, 2005 20:04:56 GMT -5
and then the big fat mean boss guy comes in and says "who started this commotion?!?" and they all point at you, and then they will laugh some more as they watch you pack and move down to the basement to kill the roaches down there as your new job not that this happens... i'm just saying, uhh, well, i'm sure there's a perfectly good point to what i just said.... (booo!!! spam!!! )
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Post by Brooke on Jan 18, 2005 20:05:54 GMT -5
Quit your spamming and get in IRC.
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Post by Gav on Jan 19, 2005 8:17:02 GMT -5
Actually Bshan, my boss joins in with that sort of thing. We all have joke emails flying around everywhere. The MD doesn't join in the fun, but everyone else does...
EDIT: Oooh, IRC... I'd forgotten all about that - I don't think I've been on that since....... September? Lol
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Post by jgotti on Jan 19, 2005 18:43:11 GMT -5
confusion,laziness,spam...........and those are Bshan's good points....HMMM ;D
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Post by Nitro390 on Jul 7, 2005 12:20:21 GMT -5
A new way to deal with Iraq The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pick-ups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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Post by BShanahan14rulz on Jul 10, 2005 20:10:13 GMT -5
im not too keen on chicken, but if t'were catfish, i'd go for it
edit: oh, lol this is the joke thread lol
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