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Joke
Mar 8, 2006 14:12:36 GMT -5
Post by Brooke on Mar 8, 2006 14:12:36 GMT -5
Texas Women
Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their New wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and no dirty dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. On the first day, he didn't see any results. The next day was better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done, and she had a huge meal on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper
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Joke
Mar 8, 2006 14:19:40 GMT -5
Post by zulater on Mar 8, 2006 14:19:40 GMT -5
ha!
2 chicks were out eating one day one says to the other 1: you've been awful testy lately 2: yeah, lookie here my hubby got me a mood ring 1: that's nice 2: see it's green because i'm eating tader salad 1: so you are in a good mood 2: yeah and when i'm in a bad mood.. 1: it turns black? 2: no when i'm in a bad mood it leaves a huge mark on his forehead!
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Joke
Mar 8, 2006 16:36:19 GMT -5
Post by Brooke on Mar 8, 2006 16:36:19 GMT -5
So...what do you call a racoon with 2 black eyes?
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Joke
Mar 8, 2006 22:15:24 GMT -5
Post by Mojo on Mar 8, 2006 22:15:24 GMT -5
So...what do you call a racoon with 2 black eyes? A racoon?
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Joke
Mar 8, 2006 23:39:39 GMT -5
Post by zulater on Mar 8, 2006 23:39:39 GMT -5
nothing he's already been told twice
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Joke
Mar 9, 2006 8:29:06 GMT -5
Post by Brooke on Mar 9, 2006 8:29:06 GMT -5
Jokes are so not my thing. I always manage to mess them up. Here's another I heard the other day:
So these 2 blondes go into a bar. They get a beer and they do a toast "65!". Little while later, they order another and they go "65!". Well this continued, and at the end of the night, the bartender comes over and he's like "I've been watching and listening to you women all night, and I just have to ask, Why are you toasting to 65?" And one of the women pipes up and says "Well you see, Sir, we got this puzzle and it said '3-5 years' on it, and we finished it in 65 days."
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